worker11811:

why does sex have to be hard why can’t I just walk up to one of my friends and be like hey we trust each other and I’ve got a lot of tension I need to work out so please take off your clothes and touch me and later we can go for pizza because we are friends and I like pizza

(Source: neighborhoodiv, via radicalsummerr)

6livevil6:

Awe god has identity issues. How cute.
sunflower-mama:

prostituting:

“I live in a van”


Please please please
saepphire:

fabulousflora:

This waterlily plant was frozen under ice in the garden pond for two months last winter. It’s taken all summer to produce this single bloom - but it was worth waiting for….

❁
humorstop:

im always on the look out for this

bootsi:

I won’t take selfies with other people y’all don’t know my angles

(via trust)

snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

(via cumfort)

rip-homegirl:

let’s talk about the universe and make out

(via cumfort)