seifukucat:

eating clocks is really time consuming

(via stonedwill)

queefito:

i know stuff i just dont know how to properly phrase it and that makes me so mad

(via abstroos)

"Kissing her won’t make me like you any less but I do it anyways."
fuck you (via r3-cov3ry)

(via abstroos)

askmoonmoon:

stellaxtine:

pep pep

smalldog has been knighted and may now be addressed as SIR smalldog
"I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy, because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless, and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that."
Robin Williams. (via skateeofmind)

(via abstroos)

bunny-banana:

dankleaf:

spicy-vagina-tacos:



????

NOBODY SAY A WORD
fuhkinkylie:

SRSLY
trashboat:

necrophilofthefuture:

Meet Pickles, aka “Catosaurus.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.

now that is a cat

carsonphillips:

when my mom took care of babies my favorite story is about this toddler named eli who took a while to talk and everyone was concerned about it but one day my dad was like “eli, can you say ‘car’?” and he looks at my dad and goes “yes, i can. why do you ask?” 

(via sugar-rushed)